If you’re reading this, it means I’ve been successful in my endeavor to launch my own server. Hooray!
EVERY SINGLE TIME I take my elderly neighbor to the Salvation Army someone does something to my vehicle. Today someone backed into (no damage, thankfully). I swear to god I'm going to end up in cuffs one of these days because I'm going to flip my shit. STAY THE FUCK OFF MY CAR.
I'd like to know why there's a ketchup bottle in my bathroom sink.